Rip, Tear, and Revel in DOOM Eternal's Hellish Delight
Exploring the demented bliss of demon-slaying excellence in id Software’s latest masterpiece.
last updated Jan 08, 2024
It's not just about killing demons; it's about how fantastically you can pull off the massacre.
Unleash Hell
Strap into your Praetor Suit and get ready to give demons a bad day - DOOM Eternal serves up a fiery platter of chaos with its gameplay, striking an exceptional balance between the strategic and the savage. With an arsenal that'd make an arms dealer blush, every weapon feels like it has a story - and that story usually ends with demon guts on the wall. The holy matrimony of firepower and mobility transforms each battle into a bloody ballet, with the Doom Slayer pirouetting through the air, leaving nothing but ruin in his wake. And for the connoisseur of chaos, mastering the 'dance' yields tactical bliss, as you juggle resource management with the precision of a chainsaw-wielding surgeon. It's fast, it's frenetic, and by the time you're done, you'll need a breather - this symphony of destruction doesn't let up.
Ear-Gasmic Orchestration
If the gameplay is the heart of DOOM Eternal, then the audio is the soul. Mick Gordon's soundtrack sinks its hellacious hooks into you and drags you, kicking and screaming, through each level. It’s not just music; it's an adrenal shot straight to the eardrums. It’s the kind of headbanging, rip-roaring symphony that could resurrect the dead for one last mosh pit. The weapon sounds are equally satisfying - shotguns boom with authority, the chainsaw revs like an angry beast, and demon wails are music to your ears. The audio design isn’t just good; it’s at the top of its game, so crank it up until the neighbors call for an exorcism.
A Hell of a Sight
Graphically, DOOM Eternal is a demonic feast for the eyes. From the grotesque, intricate designs of Hell's minions to the sweeping vistas of a tortured Earth, the level of detail is astounding. Visual performance is equally impressive, with the game running smoother than a cyberdemon’s head after meeting your super shotgun. However, whilst the game is a graphical powerhouse, the performance is so well-optimized, even those without god-tier rigs can join in the slaughter without sacrificing their firstborn for more frames per second. The only 'hellish' aspect is that rare sensation when you think you’ve found a new secret area, only to smash your face into the invisible walls that dare to contain the Slayer’s wrath.
Did Someone Spill the Kool-Aid?
The new purple goo mechanics in DOOM Eternal have split opinions like a chainsaw through a Hell Knight. While some may appreciate this fresh hindrance adding another tactical layer to the mix, others may find it as welcome as a cacodemon at a dentist's convention. Despite this, the platforming elements in DOOM Eternal add yet another layer to the dynamic slaughter, compelling you to think vertically and explore every nook and cranny of the beautifully macabre landscapes. Sure, some platforming sections may have you questioning the demonic laws of physics, but that's just part of the twisted charm.
The Eternal Struggle
DOOM Eternal fundamentally understands what it is - a relentless, turbo-charged shoot 'em up that grants you the keys to the kingdom of blood and bullets. Indulge in the cathartic release of demon destruction, and let yourself become the Slayer. It's not just about killing demons; it's about how fantastically you can pull off the massacre. But beware: once you start playing, DOOM Eternal might just consume your free time, like a glory kill feasting on those precious hours. And for those who dare to dream of an RTX 3060 and 2 kilos of shawarma, may your reviews echo in the halls of Valhalla.
STEAM RATING
Developer
id Software
Publisher
Bethesda Softworks
Release Date
March 19, 2020
The Gospel According to the Doom Slayer
DOOM Eternal is nothing short of a masterclass in first-person shooter design. Excelling with its frenzied combat, exquisite art direction, and a soundtrack that embodies auditory sin, it delivers a pulse-pounding experience that is both viscerally and visually satisfying. Some may quibble over the odd platforming choice or story direction, but the raw joy of its gameplay loop is undeniable. Whether you're a veteran of the 1993 classics or a newcomer eager to baptize yourself in fire and brimstone, DOOM Eternal is essential - this is the high-octane, demon-slaying rush you need.
